William Bertram's 4 syllables (2 + 2) hit the Hollywood sweet spot.
William's 2 beats vs. Bertram's 2 create a natural cinematic snap.
William Bertram's softer consonants cost it screen presence.
William Bertram misses the alliteration hook that makes names stick.
William (7 letters) and Bertram (7) are balanced in length — clean on any poster or marquee.
William Bertram has mostly familiar phonemes with a few tricky patterns.
William Bertram's open vowels roll off the tongue — warm and screen-ready.