Meryl Streep's 3 syllables (2 + 1) hit the Hollywood sweet spot.
Meryl's 2 beats vs. Streep's 1 create a natural cinematic snap.
Meryl Streep's softer consonants cost it screen presence.
Meryl Streep misses the alliteration hook that makes names stick.
Meryl (5 letters) and Streep (6) are balanced in length — clean on any poster or marquee.
Meryl Streep has mostly familiar phonemes with a few tricky patterns.
Meryl Streep has decent vowel richness, but stronger A and O sounds would lift it.