Joe Bordeaux's 3 syllables (1 + 2) hit the Hollywood sweet spot.
Joe's 1 beat vs. Bordeaux's 2 create a natural cinematic snap.
Hard stops — B, D — give Joe Bordeaux real box-office power.
Joe Bordeaux misses the alliteration hook that makes names stick.
A 5-letter gap between Joe and Bordeaux throws off the poster balance.
Joe Bordeaux has mostly familiar phonemes with a few tricky patterns.
Joe Bordeaux has decent vowel richness, but stronger A and O sounds would lift it.