Erich von Stroheim's 5 syllables (2 + 3) hit the Hollywood sweet spot.
Erich's 2 beats vs. von Stroheim's 3 create a natural cinematic snap.
Erich von Stroheim's softer consonants cost it screen presence.
Erich von Stroheim misses the alliteration hook that makes names stick.
A 6-letter gap between Erich and von Stroheim throws off the poster balance.
Erich von Stroheim has mostly familiar phonemes with a few tricky patterns.
Erich von Stroheim's open vowels roll off the tongue — warm and screen-ready.