Bertha Regustus's 5 syllables (2 + 3) hit the Hollywood sweet spot.
Bertha's 2 beats vs. Regustus's 3 create a natural cinematic snap.
Bertha Regustus's softer consonants cost it screen presence.
Bertha Regustus misses the alliteration hook that makes names stick.
Bertha (6 letters) and Regustus (8) are balanced in length — clean on any poster or marquee.
Bertha Regustus has mostly familiar phonemes with a few tricky patterns.
Bertha Regustus's open vowels roll off the tongue — warm and screen-ready.