Bertha Blanchard's 4 syllables (2 + 2) hit the Hollywood sweet spot.
Bertha's 2 beats vs. Blanchard's 2 create a natural cinematic snap.
Bertha Blanchard's softer consonants cost it screen presence.
Matching "B"s make Bertha Blanchard an instant sonic hook.
Bertha (6 letters) and Blanchard (9) have a slight length mismatch, but it reads fine on screen.
Bertha Blanchard has mostly familiar phonemes with a few tricky patterns.
Bertha Blanchard's open vowels roll off the tongue — warm and screen-ready.