Adam Sandler's 4 syllables (2 + 2) hit the Hollywood sweet spot.
Adam's 2 beats vs. Sandler's 2 create a natural cinematic snap.
Adam Sandler's softer consonants cost it screen presence.
Adam Sandler misses the alliteration hook that makes names stick.
Adam (4 letters) and Sandler (7) have a slight length mismatch, but it reads fine on screen.
Adam Sandler has mostly familiar phonemes with a few tricky patterns.
Adam Sandler's open vowels roll off the tongue — warm and screen-ready.